Have you heard about the incredible growing baby?
The Sun, Daily Express and Daily Mail all bring front page news this morning that the Royal Baby is still growing (right).
At this stage it is unclear just how big the Royal Baby is going to get but it seems likely he is STILL not done growing as the Mail is yet to declare him 'all grown up'.
This turn of events may not come as a surprise to some more experienced parents and any baby experts among the medical community but the rest of us - those of us who perhaps assumed the Royal Baby would stay a baby (hence the name!) - certainly have a right to know this is going on. Thankfully the paparazzi were there at the airport fence with their zoom lenses like space telescopes trained on the ever-expanding tot, in order that the newspapers can hold power to account one outgrown onesie at a time.
Meanwhile, the Telegraph has come up with an even more tenuous justification for running photos of the Royal giganto-baby. While they seem strangely unimpressed by the sheer size of Prince George, they were still duty bound to run the pictures because they are the "first pictures of the new Prince off duty".
It's unclear what "duties" the young Prince is expected to perform exactly - beyond soiling the royal nappy and dribbling down the royal bib - but what the Telegraph is really saying is 'aw, bless, these are his very first paparazzi photos'. How cute.