Hold the front page! This is Kent is reporting that a David Beckham "lookalike" sent Tunbridge Wells into a spin today when short-sighted locals mistook him for the former England and Real Madrid midfielder.
The headline asks "Is it him or isn't it...?"
It clearly isn't:
However, hearty congratulations to the woman in the picture for doing an absolutely textbook 'shocked person in a local news story' expression.