1. Compare the meerkat: Only in The Guardian part II
2. Daily Mail (once again) pours scorn on Strictly
3. Behold The Sun’s Relentless contradictions over energy drinks
4. ‘Cockney cashpoint’ is classic silly season PR
5. Fake or not, The Guardian let its guard down... seemples!
6. Mail finds 'the internet' to blame for hooliganism and burglary
7. Why Channel 4 had to put Big Brother out of its misery
8. Zoe Griffin begs the question: 'Is crass the new subtle?'
9. Sentimentality alone cannot save the Observer
10. What's troubling Sam, 23 from Manchester today?