Lots of companies are desperately trying to push out Halloween related stories and press releases. Many of these range from the boringly predictable, such as the dating website that has revealed people sometimes snog at Halloween parties, to the predictably boring, such as the outdoor clothing company that recommends wrapping kids up warm if they're going trick or treating.
As such, we should all doff our scary witch's hat to the people at the ambitiously-named Hatton Adventure World who have managed to set themselves apart from the crowd with a Halloween story that is so ludicrously bad it's almost brilliant.
Meet Devlin the four-horned devil sheep:
According to the Metro:
"Petting zoo staff have called in an exorcist over a four-horned ‘devil’ sheep at their sanctuary... A spokesman for the petting zoo said: 'Since Devlin has arrived we have noticed a lot of weird things happening. Staff have been told to approach him with caution and go in pairs when they feed him... The oddest incident was when a keeper swears he saw water in the goat’s drinking bowls appearing to boil on its own accord."
The story is accompanied by some remarkable photography of Devlin: