Kim Sears (aka "Andy Murray's girlfriend"), was caught on camera apparently muttering a few choice words at the tennis. "Hold the front page" I joked on Twitter as media outlets rushed to cover this breaking news, armed with lip-readers and nothing better to do. And while I was joking, a few newspapers did indeed consider this story worthy of their front page.
Not happy with just using lip readers, the Telegraph even asked its readers what they think Sears was saying - presenting them with a series of in-no-way-similar statements (below). Though being the Telegraph, desperate as they were to reveal what words were said, they couldn't quite bring themselves to actually reveal the words.
Surely the only thing more ridiculous in all of this than finding a bit of swearing so newsworthy is not being able to report the actual words you think are so newsworthy.